notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

(via pizza)


greekgogurt:

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beep beep friends

(via orgasm)


gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

(via fake-mermaid)


officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via pizza)


chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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(via orgasm)


snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

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(via hotboyproblems)


whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

(via pizza)


cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via hotboyproblems)


cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(via cumfort)


sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

(via cumfort)