laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via fake-mermaid)


jaclcfrost:

[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]

(via fake-mermaid)


ghostchomby:

i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my  head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat

(via oknope)


thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

(via rockyylynch)


koishy:

imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes

(via hotboyproblems)


(via pastelphil)


slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

(via hotboyproblems)


urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(via oknope)



syosama:

reblog if you are your url

(via pizza)