fuckinq:

 i am laughing so hard

fuckinq:

 i am laughing so hard

(via officialnashgreir)


joshpeck:

i associate everyone with their icon so if your icon is nicholas cage with a flower crown then that is what you look like in my head

(via grilledcheesing)


whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

(via foodchewer)


jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

(via fake-mermaid)


thirstfollower:

why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me

(via fake-mermaid)


stantler:

benilytiddles-cucumberpatch:

stantler:

onionfairy:

stantler:

took my last shower of 2014 <3

don’t you mean first

no

don’t you mean 2013 then??

no

(via officialnashgreir)


beyonceish:

N EV ER FUCKNI N FOR GET 

(via doctaaah)


fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

image

Some people wanna watch the world burn

(via pizza)


gemself:

space is cool n all but u know what’s COOLER than space?????? nothing. literally nothing is cooler than space

(via maliciousmelons)


okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(via fake-mermaid)